Kittehs! Jasper here.
Oh do I have a Halloween tail for you…
It’s
a very SAD TAIL so BE WARNED!! You’ll
need tissues!!!
Momz
and Dadz were going out when
Momz saw Black Kitteh's snaggly face in road
Momz saw Black Kitteh's snaggly face in road
Our
beautiful Black Kitteh had been hit by a car!
It was very gruesome. Dadz said he was killed instantly.
Momz
was crying and they decided they had to bury him, so Dadz got his shovel and scraped
him up (after he got run over a few more times).
Sorry kittehs, but it was BAD.
They
found one of his very favorite places in our backyard and Dadz started
digging
the final resting spot for our beautiful Black Kitteh.
That’s
when I came home.
Momz
saw me and she was crying.
She said “Jasper!! I know, it’s so sad!”
And
I was like “What?!” “What??!!”
But
they wouldn't let me snoopervise so I was put in the house.
I didn't like that.
Momz called the neighbors to tell them the bad news
and they brought axes and
spades
because our ground is packed so hard
Finally,
Dadz lowered Black Kitteh into his final resting spot
and tucked him in.
and tucked him in.
And that’s when our beloved Black Kitteh
came home!!
(We are not even kidding)
Yes, he's really alive!!!
Oh
there was so much relief! And happiness!
And oh my, who’s black kitty did we just
bury???
Black Kitteh: The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!!
By
Saturday we knew.
My Pawrents put the word out and a neighbor found them
and asked if they had seen his old black cat who was missing since Thursday (so sad!).
He had been ill and wasn't eating very well. He had been to the V-E-T and they were terribly worried about him and were on their way to the Pound to see if he was there.
He crossed the street all the time but was
slower now.
He was hit just 4 houses
away from his home.
His
name was Alexander, and he got a lovely burial.
(this stepping stone will mark his resting spot)
it says:
Old Kitty
Alexander
Crossed Royal
Landed Here
it says:
Old Kitty
Alexander
Crossed Royal
Landed Here
Somehow,
all the black kittehs and orange & white kittehs
end up at our house,one way
or another.
I'm glad we get to be the final caretakers for Alexander Kitty.
May he R.I.P.
May he R.I.P.
Pee Ess. Today is Halloween.
I decided not to come home this morning because, we'll, I'm a cat.
I decided not to come home this morning because, we'll, I'm a cat.
The Black Kittehs are in the house for their safety.
Black Kitteh is protesting loudly.
Black Kitteh is protesting loudly.
Sandi Claws is staying low
(she's still smarting over the hurricane named after her)
and Junior, who has moved in,
was the only one willing to put on a Halloween costume.
Yeah, I saw those costumes, which is why I'm staying away today.
Be safe Kittehs!!
