The Many Sides of Jasper

Kittehs!

Jasper here.
Let me tell you head on...

Sometimes I'm gonna put my back to you.

Sometimes I'm gonna YELL:

Sometimes, I'll just be a blur

(especially when HE's around - that "Junior" Cat)

And sometimes, I'm gonna curl up inna ball.

(Just kidding!  That's Junior)

Okay, here's me in a ball 

after Junior invaded my turf.

We don't growl at each other *as* much

But I'm still miffed that he's moved in.



A New Awardie!!

Kittehs! 

We just got this awardie from Andrea and the Celestial Kitties
(Tank you!!)

 

 

7 Things???...hmmmmm.

Okay, here goes:

 

ONE:

My full name is Jasper Jazzbones and I'm the head of our cathaus

 

Two:

My pawrents thought my Black Kitteh was a GIRL for TWO WHOLE years

before they could take him the V-E-T. 

He's a "stray" who is my bestest friend

and he likes baths, milk and sun puddles.

 

Tree:

Pasha is my bestest bloggie friend (BBF)

and you can see his adventures here:

Pasha the Kitty

 

 

Four:

I have a little crush on Pretinha. 

She's so exotic!!

You can see her here at:

pretinha & amigos

 

 

Five:

Sandi Claws came from THE POUND

and she's the most beautiful, crankiest tuxie kitteh evvur. 

She likes complaining, laying around, loves the bath tub and shower

and she's a little skittish. 

She's a good bugger and our best hunter

(WHEN she DOES venture out of the house).

 

 

SIX:

My pawrents have no idea who Junior belongs to,

but apparently he's moved in!

He even has his own stocking on the mantle!!

 

Seven:

I don't like Junior too much beclaws he didn't get my approval to move in.

And he swipes Black Kitteh. 

So I swipe his noze.

Momz said we look like the three stooges.

 

 

Is this the part where I get to pass on the awardie now?

(I'm new to this)

 

I'm passing this awardie to Pasha and Pretinha!!



 

 

How to Move in on Humans

Kittehs!

Junior here.

Here's tips on how to MOVE IN on humans.

1)  Be as cute as can be!

2)  Eat up every last bit of fud - clean the bowlies!

(they love that because their kittehs can be picky)

3)  Nuzzle them with this face:

4)  Use the catbox.  Watch that aim!

5)  Give them tons of lovin'

and THAT's how you MOVE IN on Humans!

Good luck kittehs!

A Q-Tip a Day Keeps Feathers Away

Kittehs!  Sandi Claws here.

On restocking day, Moms sometimes drops

A Q-TIP

Oh, there is nothing better than stalking the Q-Tip

And chasing it into the bath tub.

(Momz has problems with videos and her Windoze 8

so toe pads crossed this works)

Oh the fun of catching a Q-TIP!!

And for some reason,

the birdies are quite pleased with this new arrangement.

 

 

How to Clean a Stray Kitteh

This is how Black Kitteh

got so cleanie

(Black Kitteh) Oh yeah, get the head, I can't reach there!

  Oh that's the spot!

Hang on, you got sumpten on you..I got it!

Oh, the flea goop spot, yeah, get there...

Jasper:  Nom, nom, nom.

Wait, I see sumpten else on you, let me get it...

  Sandi:  Would you two knock it off?

 I'm tryin' to HUNT here...

Hey Jasper, Save some Black Kitteh gunk for meeee!

(It's not fair, he gets all the Black Kitteh gunk) 



This Week's Adventures

Hey kittehs, it's me

Junior!

Lookit!  We've put on our WINTER SKIN!

 

It's been a little rainey lately....

 

Now back to our regularly scheduled program!!


First off, I did not killz this plant!

Jasper's momz did.

  

She said she has the "black thumb of death".

I think she doesn't water them, like she does for us....

I thought about helping her with that...

(notice where his collar used to be)

 but really Iz just snoopervising!

Want to hear a new tail?

Jasper's Momz and the guy with the stinky feet

took me to the V-E-T

This is what they found:

I am fixed! 

(Funny, I didn't think I waz broken!)

An' I don't have a chippie gttttttttttttttttttv   

yjmmk

(I typed that last pawt myself!  Lookit!)

 See, Iz helping!!

One rainy day this week Momz stayed home,

 so me an' Black Kitteh stayed wiff her

He's smart, that Black Kitteh.

And he SNOREZ!!!

I do not Snores!!!

Trust.

S-N-O-R-E-Z

 So that's our soap opera for this week.

until next time on

A Tail of 3 (ahem!) Kittehs!!



Jasper's Big Adventure

Kittehs!  Jasper Here.

I didn't come home for 3 whole daze!!! 

This was one of Momz alertz.

She was worried, she called in the Neighborhood Guards!

And the Home Again place that made my chip. 

Oh, and Home Again alerted

(dah dah daaaahhh!!)  Shelters and VETS

They now knowz of my very existence.

Oh kittehs, my stealthy-ness has been thwarted!!!

And all because of that no good JUNIOR!

Lookit what he waz doing the first morning I was gone.

Trying on Halloween Hats!!

Pffftt!

Black Kitteh:  Yeah he did.

Is it no wonder I left??? 

I'm sure I made my point to Momz and Dadz

about Junior.

But Momz has no idea where I really was.

I'm not going to tell her, it was my big adventure.

But you can tell her, iff you think you noz...