Kittehs, this is Jasper and
I have something to say!
Black Kitteh: Yeah he does...
I'm putting my PAWS down about this JUNIOR kitteh
that JUST MOVED IN
I don't like it ONE BIT!
Black Kitteh: Oh, here we go...
He eats my fud...
He' on my BED, giving my moms HEAD butts!!
Yeah, he does all that. But Jasper's Moms puts out
MORE FUD when he's around
So I'm good with it.
He mostly leaves me alone.
So I don't care effer way.
Let it be known that I, Jasper Jazzbones
AM not Happeh!!
Pee Ess. We all know that Junior is cheating on his real fambly with my fambily.