Kittehs! Jasper Here.
I didn't come home for 3 whole daze!!!
This was one of Momz alertz.
She was worried, she called in the Neighborhood Guards!
And the Home Again place that made my chip.
Oh, and Home Again alerted
(dah dah daaaahhh!!) Shelters and VETS
They now knowz of my very existence.
Oh kittehs, my stealthy-ness has been thwarted!!!
And all because of that no good JUNIOR!
Lookit what he waz doing the first morning I was gone.
Trying on Halloween Hats!!
Black Kitteh: Yeah he did.
Is it no wonder I left???
I'm sure I made my point to Momz and Dadz
But Momz has no idea where I really was.
I'm not going to tell her, it was my big adventure.
But you can tell her, iff you think you noz...